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Joke of the Day

"Sherbet is great if someone asks you for ice cream and you hate them."

"Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back"

"What is a Cannibal? Someone who is fed up with people."

"How'd the husband know his wife was fooling around? Got home from work, kicked off her panties, and they stuck to the wall"

"My hamster died at the weekend... ... he fell asleep at the wheel"

"Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn't have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get"

"How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"Why did the masturbating murderer turn himself in? He came to his senses."

"Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag."

"What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise? ""LMAO"""