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Joke of the Day
"do you like fish sticks? if you do you must be a gay fish"
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"How did Hitler lose weight quickly ? Juice cleanse."
"Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough."
"Just saw Star Wars IMAX this weekend. I have to say... It was a solid movie. I give it a perfect score of 5/7."
"I wonder how many Viagra induced unrequited boners go home from the bar or club staring up at their owners in complete dismay?"
"When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
"Whenever my mum tells me to budget wisely, I remind her that she spent 80 on a dog coat. And we don't even have a dog."
"Before I go into a job interview, I always dump Gatorade over my head so everyone knows I'm a winner."
"I sat down beside this guy in a diner, every time he went to take a bite of his sandwich I'd say nomnomnom. He left. Making friends is hard."
"Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden? both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!"