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Joke of the Day

"I usually piss in my shower combo to save on water But I should really stop taking baths they are so wasteful."

"What is the blackest of magics? Negromancy."

"You say pigs can't fly... but swine flu!"

"2 lepers playing poker... 1 throws his hand in, the other laughs his head off."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Cold dark and bitter."

"Hope to get down to a weight where people don't think I have an opinion on movies."

"What did the hookers left leg say to the right leg? Between you and me, we can make a lot of money."

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"

"My uncle performed circumcisions... He kept all the foreskin and had a tailor make it into a wallet. Rub it for 5 minutes and you get a briefcase."