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Joke of the Day
"You say pigs can't fly... but swine flu!"
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"What did the terrorist send in the mail? A CAIR package."
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"People like to say that men and women are alike... But there's a Vas Defrens"
"One of the first things they tell you in AA is to stop hanging around alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back."
"Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?"
"What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock? A Nokia"
"What did one cow say to the other? Hey moo!"
"Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3? He was blowing off Steam"
"A man calls his boss to call in sick... The boss asks him, ""How sick are you anyway?"" ""I fucked my sister! Is that sick enough for you?"""