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Joke of the Day

"My uncle performed circumcisions... He kept all the foreskin and had a tailor make it into a wallet. Rub it for 5 minutes and you get a briefcase."

"[dinner party] *host clinks glass* ""Everyone we're having a baby""! *whispers to other guest* ""Oh come on! I told them I was a vegetarian."""

"Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean."

"Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor."

"Sometimes I think to myself ""I hope to god I'm not agnostic... or do I?"""

"The Human Centipede review I found it a little tongue-in-cheek... Source: Dad"

"What's the worst kind of incompetent? Leader."

"The difference between Julius Caesar and a Rapist? Caesar came, saw, and conquered, a rapist saw, conquered and came."

"I wrote a play on my computer It's a play on word"

"Made a cool logo for /r/jokes Ya like it ? "