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Joke of the Day

"What did the hookers left leg say to the right leg? Between you and me, we can make a lot of money."

"Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday."

"I met a refugee on the train today. ""What country are you from?"", I asked. ""Iraq"", he replied. ""How did you escape?"" i ran."

"What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !"

"What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean? ""Sink-o de Mayo"""

"My girlfriend and I broke up over astrology. She's a Taurus, but I don't believe in bullshit."

"Is it gay when the Doublemint Twins make out? Naw, they're just exspearminting."

"what does the bermuda triangle and blonds have in common they both swallow a lot of sea men"

"Why was the gymnast disqualified? He walked into a bar."

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."