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Joke of the Day
"I have been suffering from Priapism for the last 2 days My wife is taking it pretty hard"
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"They found a cure for pedophiles. They turn them into dyslexics... ... so they go around looking for Pop Tarts instead of tot parts."
"remember when we were younger and we all thought 'bob' was a really common name but how many bobs do u actually know"
"I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal."
"What do you call Brienne's Dad? Tarth Vader."
"So a black guy walks into a bank... Approaching the nearest available teller, he says, ""Hi, I'd like to file for bankruptcy."" ""Okay"", the teller replies, ""what's your name?"" ""Fifty Cent"" badum tisss"
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, and Michael Jackson rapes kids and gets away with it."
"..because I always go through the punch-line first I'm usually buzzed by the end of the cake-line.."
"Boss: Can you send the documents Me: I am sinking in the muck of a swamp of ancient pain Boss: Ok just don't forget to send the documents"
"Low key just wanna defeat Thor and rule Asgard"