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Joke of the Day

"So a black guy walks into a bank... Approaching the nearest available teller, he says, ""Hi, I'd like to file for bankruptcy."" ""Okay"", the teller replies, ""what's your name?"" ""Fifty Cent"" badum tisss"

Next Joke
 
"My friends wanted to play a board game but we couldn't find a game that we were all in the mood for. We finally settled on Catan."
"Disney couldn't handle my awesome script. Kylo Ren was Rey's father. Finn was her brother. Chewbacca was her cousin twice removed."
"Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor? Because he didn't feel well."
"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""
"This guy poured his box of raisinets directly into his bag of popcorn at the movie counter. After my initial shock I bowed to him."
"Apparently there is a bipartisan push in the US senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment So in other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support."
"What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!"
"What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park"
"I asked an extremely fit girl if I could see her snatch... So she loaded up the bar and asked, ""How many?"""