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Joke of the Day

"So a black guy walks into a bank... Approaching the nearest available teller, he says, ""Hi, I'd like to file for bankruptcy."" ""Okay"", the teller replies, ""what's your name?"" ""Fifty Cent"" badum tisss"

"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"

"They hired a comedian at the local construction site. Everyone loves him. You could say he was really nailing it."

"Did you hear about that new lesbian reversal medicine? It's called Trycoxagin."

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"I repeatedly slapped my girlfriend as hard as I could at the concert last night. I was clapping for the band."

"A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" He answers, ""because I'm an alcoholic and I'm destroying my family."""

"Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side of his body mauled off by a bear? He's all right now."

"What's the scariest path? The psychopath"

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."