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Joke of the Day
"Low key just wanna defeat Thor and rule Asgard"
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"When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy."
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"I call bullshit on these retro bottles of Coca-Cola. They make you add your own cocaine."
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