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Joke of the Day
"Did I ever tell you about how I lost my job at Tropicana? I couldn't concentrate."
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"> Unsubscribe from LinkedIn > Delete email account > Sell house, live in woods > Find bottle in river > Has note inside > It's from LinkedIn"
"If you cum down a girls throat, would it be a download?"
"I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States"
"The Pirate Bay's founders go to jail, while the folks who make guns & cigarettes eat caviar in yachts. Legal system working as intended."
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"Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night... Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots..."
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