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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"

"knock knock, who's there? An ass load of Brazil v Germany posts of which 5% are actually funny."

"A guy that was falsely imprisoned for 10 years got free tickets to the Super Bowl. That guy is SO lucky."

"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."

"*Adobe update puts on fake moustache and glasses* Hi, my name is iOS 7, would you like to download updates?"

"If you need a distraction from the election there is a new American reality TV series starting soon. It's called The White House. Apparently the lead actor has been given a 4 season contract."

"What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada? Anonymoose"

"Why didn't the man go to dat place? Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him."

"an elephant never forgets.. so my dick remembers everything. credit goes to Childish gambino."

"*through a mouthful of Nutella* Oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me."