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Joke of the Day
"Dear God, Laying an egg once a month would have been preferable. Thanks for nothing. ~ All women"
Next Joke
"I hate it when I'm watching porn and suddenly there's a man's butthole right in my face. And I'm like ""go away, dad. I'm watching porn."""
"*Shoves a guy* I think you mean the SECOND biggest ""The Sound of Music"" fan on earth, bro."
"Why can't melons have shotgun weddings? They cantaloupe"
"How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb? none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out."
"What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas? ""It's Christmas, Eve."""
"Good joke [SERIOUS] ^ title"
"How's school, Hannah? ""Really tough, dad."" They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? ""No-"" WHY THE HELL NOT"
"How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"A dragonfly just landed on my face an I reacted the same way I'd react if an actual dragon had landed on my face."