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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a church bell & a church? A church bell peals from the steeple."
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"You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell ""ITS A TRAP"" and run in a random direction"
"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."
"What do you call three Pokemon nerds having a circle jerk. Dugtrio"
"Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too."
"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"
"I just returned from a concert put on by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra... ... ... Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."
"How do you make a Snowman smile? Tell him the snowblower is coming."
"What's worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles"
"When I was a kid, I once stayed up all night to see where the sun went Then it dawned on me"