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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a church bell & a church? A church bell peals from the steeple."
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"Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko."
"Press control, alt, and down arrow key. it's fun."
"A mathematician walks into a pizza bar and orders one pi He receives two"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? ""See ya next month!"""
"I called my boss this morning and told him i was sick. ""Just how sick are you?"" he said. ""well im in bed with my little sister, is that sick enough"""
"Blood oranges at the farmer's market. What am I, The Lord of War? Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else."
"Snow's so racist."
"Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work? He required that their circuits have no resistance."
"Fingerprints are proof that God doesn't trust us"