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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work? He required that their circuits have no resistance."

"So Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table, and then a stool."

"Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee? Because he's lack-toes intolerant."

"What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat? Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother"

"John has 400 spiders, he eats 398, what does John have now? Cancer"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer"

"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know There was a long silence and then she said..... bastard"

"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."

"Eat, Pray, Love was such a boring movie, I watched it on a plane and people still walked out."

"So Helen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a lamp. Then she walks into the wa- ok, you get the idea."