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Joke of the Day

"My wife claims watching me do karate ""isn't foreplay."" Why am I even alive."

"Waiter I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?"

"A gun and a bullet get into a heated argument Police still don't know who fired the first shot"

"I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it. Doctor: This is your third Botox appointment. That wasn't even funny the first time."

"I think instead of ""LOL""....I'm gonna go with ""SALTS"" (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful."

"What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon? An Ass-tronaut"

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"

"If a stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies? A little Swallow."

"Some people should be dipped in vagisil Maybe then they wouldn't be such irritating cunts"

"What do you call a porno with conjoined twins? 2 girls 1 muff"