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Joke of the Day

"GERG: She licked ur donut? JERY: Shes a DONUT LICKER! GERG: gross! JERY: she also said she ""hates america"" GERG: Donut licking traitor!"

"So, Burt and Ernie are just sitting at home, when Burt looks over at Ernie and asks, ""Hey Ernie, do you want to get some ice cream?"" Then Ernie said, ""Sure Burt."""

"In the Walking Dead how and when does the cop guy find time to clean, iron, and press his uniform during the zombie apocalypse?"

"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"

"Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery? A batch of Tiger bread turned on them."

"I don't have ""safe sex"" ... ... because I have never been turned on by anything with a combination lock."

"What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate"

"Police officer: what'd you take, you're sweating, shaking and going crazy.... Perp: nothing sir, just searching for The Lord!"

"Complicated I was playing a game the other day with a storyline that made spaghetti look like a straight line"

"My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down."