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Joke of the Day
"Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery? A batch of Tiger bread turned on them."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6 offender."
"I was about to tell a hilarious joke about chemistry.. ..but last time I did, I couldn't handle the reactions."
"I love to build things... I love hammering, I love sawing, and I love sanding. But drilling is just plain boring."
"knock knock whos there?"
"Everytime I have sex... It's really hands on."
"How far away is the US Army's website? Just a few klicks away."
"is there a sadder metaphor of ur adulthood destroying ur childhood than the fact that to get to work evryday u hav to burn up dead dinosaurs"
"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"
"can't wait till the robots turn on us as currently my only regret is that I am statistically most likely to be killed by a human"