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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a spooky waterway? A: The Eerie Canal."
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"Why can black people jump so high Because their knee grows."
"I'll take Dumb Ideas for $300, Alex. Your Answer: sit on the ground and eat food while bugs crawl all over you What is a picnic? Correct!"
"My wife died last week It's ironic because her zodiac symbol was cancer. She was killed by a giant crab"
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of the toilet paper aisle, trying to decide whether I want to wipe with a pillow, a cloud, or a kitten."
"How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone? Blue Genes... I'll be here all week"
"A Spaniard, an Irish man, and a Greek go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany"
"Patient: ""Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" Doctor: ""Next time, take off the candles."""
"[1st date] Her: so u play piano? Him: yep Her: is it hard? Him: that's pretty forward but yeah, as a rock Her: I meant playing piano Him: oh"
"When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says."