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Joke of the Day

"A Spaniard, an Irish man, and a Greek go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany"

"An idea came to the mind, and now she's searching for the brain."

"I was just watching some porn and I've got to tell you, I don't think those girls were REALLY studying before they started fooling around."

"My rare penny collection isn't very wise... It completely lacks common cents."

"Bill cosby is like life They both end up fucking you"

"Please don't put a coin on my mouth when I die; I plan to wander the shores of the River Styx for 100 years & finally get that bikini body."

"Why does the divorced guy keep a tampon on the top of his tv set? To remind him of the cunt that has his DVD player."

"Today we are offering the twin tower special... Two can dine for $9.11. Desert is $7.47 each."

"doctor: ""how much exercise do you do per week?"" me: ""um.. does sex count? doctor: ""yes"" me: ""absolutely none"""

"Today i asked the hot girl at my gym what her New Year's resolution was. She said ""fuck you"". So i'm pretty excited about 2017."