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Joke of the Day
"What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor."
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"What's the height of conceit? Ant crawling up an elephant's leg with lust in its heart"
"WIFE: Please take the trash out ME: Ok *later that night* ME: I'm having a nice time TRASH: Wow, the food here is spicy AF"
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? And 'entruncated'? How about 'monosyllabic'? Who's running this language?"
"What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? ""Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."""
"What's the difference between your mom and my mom? Your mom still sucks my dad's dick"
"My 4yr old daughter just charged me $47 for a fake cake she cooked in her pretend oven. I laughed. ... She stared at me until I paid her."
"Jaws How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff? She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach"
"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period..."
"Say ""I won a math debate"" 5 times really fast! Now slap yourself for being such a pervert."