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Joke of the Day
"What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!"
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"Donald Trump's presidency is already positively affecting the economy. Alcohol sales have never been higher."
"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."
"ME: someone stole my credit card number BANK: why would they spend $187 at a hot dog stand? ME: [hangs head in shame] that wasn't them"
"TIL that there are over 1 million battered women in the US. And I've been eating mine plain! Who knew?"
"Say, hypothetically, I was stuck in an air vent over a dressing room at Lane Bryant. What kind of legal issues am I dealing with?"
"Guy getting test results from his doctor and the doctor says ""we have some good news and some bad news"" ""The good news is, we're going to name a disease after you"""
"What do deer and women have in common? The hornier, the better!"
"What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, except it's Down Under."
"What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common? For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)"