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Joke of the Day
"Michael Bay looks like if cocaine was a person."
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"Is ""humpty dumpty"" another way of saying ""fuck and forget""?"
"I told the car salesman my phone kept dying... So he gave me a Charger"
"Hey Dad, The airport called, if you don't turn down your TV, they're filing a complaint."
"A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay"
"My brother... Likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist."
"This sushi restaurant has the worst service. ""Ma'am this is an aquarium"""
"My son asked me this morning what self-reference meant? [this should explain it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3vm6mw)"
"I'm friends with a statue. He's really a gneiss guy."
"""i am equally happy on the couch watching netflix or at a party with friends"" = ""the human condition is one of sickness & contradiction"""