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Joke of the Day
"I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer."
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"An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar... The first order 1 beer, the second 2 beers, the third 3, and so on... The bartender doesn't pour anything and say ""Yall own me 1/12 of a beer"""
"Just heard this one at the pub: What do you call a monkey with a suicide vest? Ba***boom!*** ^(Don't worry, I kicked him out the door.)"
"What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt."
"Pornhub has banned submissions of the Germany-Brazil game. They don't allow rape videos."
"You strike me as one of those people who show up and debunk all the fun in the last 2 minutes of an otherwise scintillating UFO TV program."
"Preacher: God's love is unconditional! Me: Then why is there a hell? Preacher:...... Me: Your move."
"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"
"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"
"I've not smoked weed in two year, during that time I've completed sooooo much ...................... drunk"