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Joke of the Day
"I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer."
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"I kept pulling the string from my Christmas hat and now its half the size Oops, wrong thread"
"Do you know why so many American kids die in high school massacres? It's because they're not allowed to run in the corridors."
"Today, coworker deemed herself ""unscareable"". Now I have no choice but to hide in the backseat of her car with an axe & correct her grammar."
"Fortune cookie- You will have a successful TV show. Me- How old is this cookie?!"
"*wakes up from a 10 year coma, pretends to be asleep for an extra 5 minutes*"
"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"
"What does GOP mean? ""GOP"" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y"
"Was Hitler really such a bad guy? After all, he did kill Hitler."
"It's like my racist grandpa used to say: ""Good morning."" That unrepentant bigot had many flaws, but cordial salutations wasn't one of them."