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Joke of the Day

"Why do they have sex ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico? Because they need to give the donkey a break."

"Dear student loan, Thank you for saving my life. I can't think of how I can ever repay you."

"A man walks into a bar... ...ouch"

"What is it called when an Ethiopian takes a shit? Bragging"

"I took some roadkill I hit home to barbeque for dinner, On a related note... anyone have any use for a child's bicycle and backback?"

"The invisible man and the shrink The receptionist tells the psychiatrist that there's a man in the waiting room who claims to be invisible. The Psychiatrist says, ""Tell him I can't see him right now."""

"Girl, are you a jar in my parents' fridge? Because I have absolutely no way of knowing how old you are."

"A blonde said, ""I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."" "

"When I asked for screenshots, I meant using the PRT SCR button, not shaky pictures of the screen with your phone, you idiot."

"What do you get when you cross a nymphomaniac with a kleptomaniac? A fucking thief!"