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Joke of the Day
"I like the sound of you not talking."
Next Joke
"Most pencils have erasers But that's beside the point"
"Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania."
"A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink"
"I take a Viagra every night... It stops me from rolling out of bed."
"Why was the lizard nervous in bed? He had reptile dysfuncton"
"How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black? Because he keeps on saying ""I am your father"""
"They've just added no stockpiling paperclips' to the employee handbook like they knew what I was planning."
"when life gives you lemons make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"Today is Stevie Nicks' birthday. She is 67 years old. I wonder what that is in goat years?"