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Joke of the Day
"I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people."
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"My mother said I could never build a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta"
"What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles and get to the point."
"So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra."
"Fitness coach: have you been exercising & doing push-ups? *Flashback to me running after the ice cream man & buying all the push-ups* ""yes"""
"Keep ""Christ in ""Christopher Lloyd"" because without it, he'd be ""Opher Lloyd"" and that sounds like ""overlord."" Huh? I'll have a Sprite."
"I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today. Most of them were children."
"wwe joke about royal rumble breaking new kofi kingston win the royal rumble and win the new wwe word heavyweight championship"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."
"Dyslexic Zombie What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians"