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Joke of the Day

"I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people."

"I'm broke but not ""vacuums the air filter* instead of replacing it"" broke. *more than twice."

"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."

"My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. Now she's a pearl diver in the Philippines & can afford her own damn dessert."

"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."

"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that met during the Holocaust? They were star-crossed lovers."

"7 is asleep, 8 is on his iPad, and 12 is all like ""hey dad, why don't you remember our names"""

"Why did the blind jew got killed? because he could nazi"

"March Into Battle by Sally Forth"

"There are lots of reasons to hate the Nazis. Mine? They didn't finish the job."