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Joke of the Day

"Who does batman love the most Bae-ne"

"Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl? Because the fine bros would sue."

"My favorite pick up line/joke. Yo homeboy!? How about you be my Sherlock and I'll take you Holmessss!! ;)"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his drink before it was cool"

"Who is both a knight and a spy? Sir Veillance"

"[boss's office] I'm tired of staff that think they know everything! Do you know what I mean, Murray? ""No, sir"" I like your style, Murray."

"How does an Alabama girl know she's in for a crazy night? Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten."

"Rape Jokes General I was raping a woman the other night and she said ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch."

"Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him."

"Jesus is a deadbeat dad Said he'd be coming back soon 2000 years ago and we're still waiting."