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Joke of the Day

"Who does batman love the most Bae-ne"

"I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough. Now I need a beer."

"What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German."

"So I heard that Paul Walker, actor in Fast and Furious, died at the age of 40 in a car crash. I suppose he had bad *karma*"

"Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away you'd know where to find them."

"Why does the communist party hate planes? Because they're always Stalin"

"I heard that San Francisco had to change their team name to the 29ers this year... because 20 of them left in the offseason."

"Licked a frog once. He didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride."

"I offered a homeless man the rest of my Pumpkin Spiced Latte.. He said ""No thanks. I'm homeless, not a fag."""

"Q: What do you call a frog with seven legs? A: A seven-legged frog."