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Joke of the Day

"What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common? They both made the news for not being straight."

"Why did god make pussy look like a taco? So we can eat it..."

"The Cash Cab just picked up a pimp. Shockingly he got the first question wrong but got the video bonus. Pimpin' IS easy!"

"Ordered my grilled cheese with tomato. Go hard or go home."

"[does jerk off motion for 2 hours] and that concludes the hearing impaired translation of the presidential debate. all of them. god bless"

"What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted? > simplistic 10 letters"

"If you're not wearing the shirt you slept in, you're doing Sunday wrong."

"So I got these shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced it with but I have been tripping all day. s/o to my professor for telling this joke to me today and giving me a good laugh."

"Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up? Because of his cowlick."

"There's this great joke I read on 9gag..."