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Joke of the Day

"Whats black and screams? Stevie wonder answering the iron!"

"Instead of being buried or cremated, I've arranged to be liquidized. I'm not going to a funeral if I can't get drunk."

"1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !"

"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same, once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamall."

"LPT: Don't let a doctor examine you without clothes on Make him put his clothes on"

"I'm a kleptomaniac, but it's ok... when it gets bad, I just take something for it."

"What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!"

"I have failed math eleventeen times or so."

"A man heard that over 90% of car accidents happen within 15 km of home. So he moved."

"Why Does Donald Trump Oppose Single Payer? Because he is a Toupeer"