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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of the strongest duck out there? PSYtama."
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"Guys, leave 3 notes scattered around ur house for ur girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", & ""me."" That'll keep her busy while u watch sports."
"Incest... When you hit a little too close to home"
"Addicted Three years ago I got addicted to soap. But now I'm clean."
"[one month later] Sorry, just got your text. Do you still want to break up?"
"What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. ."
"German girlfriend My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 16, one to change the bulb, and 15 to form a support group."
"Tear gas is the saddest gas."
"DOG BALLS Q: What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement? A: Sparky."