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Joke of the Day

"Oh science, oh science, oh science!!"" ~An atheist having sex."

"NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT FRUIT MY BODY IS SHAPED LIKE"

"I went to a zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu."

"""Your password is weak"" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you"

"What's the best joke you ever heard? For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down."

"Did you here about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? They performed unspeakable acts on her."

"Lawyer: ""What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"" Defendent: ""Gucci Sweats and Sum Jordan's"""

"Top Rated Videos: Dangerous Joke ever.Baby is being Edict.awkward http://streetpranks.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/dangerous-joke-everbaby-is-being.html"

"I'm not afraid of the Bermuda triangle or any triangle really. Even played at its most aggressive it's just not a threatening instrument."

"What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion."