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Joke of the Day
"Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid? Because with grape powder comes great responsibility."
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"I want to die in my sleep, like my grandpa did. and not screaming like the passengers in the backseat."
"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? *Launch*"
"Caffeine is like my psycho girlfriend. As long as we're together everything is great, but if I ignore it for one day, it tries to kill me."
"John Oliver ? that guy's so last week"
"Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars."
"My wife was shocked when she found out I switched her vibrator with a taser."
"I made fun of a lady swaddling her dog in a blanket and she overheard and turns out it wasn't a dog it was her baby hey have a great Monday."
"What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""
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