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Joke of the Day

"What's the best joke you ever heard? For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down."

"A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked ""why?"" he replied, ""Tropical Depression."""

"What do Angels fans and gay men both have in common? They both love Pujols"

"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."

"Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men."

"What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? ""Pleased to eat you!"""

"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym? Because why MC, eh?"

"Guys, I figured out a better way to pretend you died mid-type! All you need to do is hold dooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."

"I have a chest cold, or, as they used to call it in the 17th Century, four days to live."