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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, ""Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man."

"[grocery produce aisle] ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?"

"What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda"

"A blonde walks into a bar The man behind her just walks around it."

"Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard? They need it to shoot themselves in the foot."

"Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday."

"So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, ""where's the bar tender""?"

"How do you kill a hipster? by drowning them in the mainstream"

"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"

"There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard."