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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, ""Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man."

"Sometimes I tell my Then I laugh at them."

"Every time I have a salad for lunch my stomach feels the same way a dog does when someone fake throws a tennis ball."

"Donald Trump had a great inauguration speech It sounds like he Putin a lot of practice"

"Guys, they lied to us. Peach was never in any real danger and Mario and Bowser are buddies. I saw all of them hanging out and go-karting."

"I lost my virginity when I was in high school, which was awesome... however I was home schooled."

"Whats brown and sticky? A stick"

"Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving."

"Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak."

"I'm not sure which super villain I want to be for Halloween yet Right now it's between The Joker and the white privileged male."