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Joke of the Day

"Crees que soy muy bajita? La novia pregunta al novio - Amor Crees que soy muy bajita? - Pues tienes una estatura comun. - De veras? - Si, comun-duende. jajaja que grosero verdad"

"I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks. It also comes in handy if people try to steal them."

"I am still paying... A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""

"The first rule about mime club... Is you don't talk about mime club."

"Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq? Because he asked for Ice-es"

"What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go."

"Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas? They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA."

"What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people? A racist you racist."

"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"

"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? because they're both stuck up cunts"