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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a greedy marsupial? A kangajew"
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"Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept."
"What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common? They all died Jung."
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan and broom."
"Why were Popeye's forearms so big? Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage."
"Make like a pea plant and go fuck yourself."
"Guy tells his doctor ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection."" Doc says "" That's because you look like a pussy"""
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"Satan's greatest trick is convincing you he's not real but there's a quality drop-off after that. No. 2 is pretending his thumb is your nose"
"What`s the definition of frustration? A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents."