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Joke of the Day
"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."
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"Embracing mistakes.... I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me."
"Women often claim that men are 'only after one thing'. Nonsense. They have mouths and arseholes too."
"Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster."
"I just googled ""Tramp"" instead of ""Trump"" by mistake. I still got the information I needed."
"A Higgs Boson walks into a Church and is told to leave He says 'but you can't have mass without me!'"
"What type of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"
"A white man beaten with a wheel of Parmesan claims it was a hate crime. Cheese on cracker investigation begins."
"I had to go get a mole removed today God knows how he got up there!"
"Two people who like the same things will be good friends but two people who hate the same things will be best friends"