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Joke of the Day

"How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen? Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up...."

"A guy walks into a heavy metal bar. ouch."

"Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences? Because they cancan."

"look to the left... look to the right... that's how every black joke starts..."

"It's warmer now, but I'm colder than when it was colder."

"Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you've got alzheimers."

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today."

"My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible..."

"What is Nemo's favorite drink? Nemonade"

"Einstein made a theory about space, And it was about time, too!"