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Joke of the Day
"Share the most offensive and politically incorrect jokes you know."
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"What do they call diarrhea at Hogwarts? expellianus!"
"Me: So, you come here often? Him: .....we're in my house."
"Yes... I retweet. Isn't that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that's your fault..."
"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"
"""Hello, 911"" Help I'm being murdered! ""Can you put the murderer on please"" what ""Gotta hear both sides"""
"Your ignorance might be bliss for you but it's giving those of us with a brain a headache."
"My dogs name is Nama Only reason is so I can say:""Nama stay"""
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.... And then it hit me!"
"How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent? Nun."