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Joke of the Day

"I put the STD in STUD... And all I'm missing is you."

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? My girlfriend knows about my wife."

"How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero, its already lit"

"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!"

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."

"Kinda bored. Might shake things up by believing in Santa again."

"He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!"

"Blanket on: too hot, Blanket off: too cold, 1 leg out: perfect, until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall."

"Why did the pirate have to change wenches? His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck."

"It's Cultural Appropriation Day.. O wait the Irish aren't Pussies."