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Joke of the Day
"Kinda bored. Might shake things up by believing in Santa again."
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"Let's remove all the Warning Labels and thin out the herd."
"An Elderly Couple were Watching TV They died."
"A puzzling amount of nonsense... If you're sailing through the desert and your house gets a flat how many flapjack a would it take to put that motherfucker up on stilts?"
"If a giant capture you and me and made a smoothie out of us, what would it taste like? It would taste like ""just us""."
"""You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this"" -Guy who invented shovels"
"Why does a midget laugh while running Because the grass tickles his balls"
"Out of? Mom (about her son): Look at these marks Jim has scored... 8.. 10... 7.. Dad: Out of? Mom: Out of pity!"
"A husband asked his wife to say something that would make him happy and sad at the same time. She said ""You have a bigger dick than your brother.""."
"I once knew a dyslexic priest He always said ""woof"" instead of ""amen""."