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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? My girlfriend knows about my wife."
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"The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord."
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"I don't always talk to West Point graduates... ...but when I do, I ask for a side of fries."
"Sunburn: Getting what you basked for."
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"Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty"
"why was the chicken population so large? because it grew **eggs**ponentially"
"Where does a king keep his armies?? In his sleevies"
"Interviewer: what are your future plans? Me: lunch Interviewer: I meant long term plans Me: what, like dinner?"