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Joke of the Day
"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!"
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"Virginity is curable."
"I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint ""Welcome to chicago"" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land."
"Why do they call it a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits down there."
"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""
"I'm on a plane with the dad from Home Alone and it's taking all my strength to not scream ""WE FORGOT KEVIN!"""
"Didn't support the troops, saw a bumper sticker, now do."
"A little girl says to her Mother: Girl: Mom, I'm Bleeding. Mother: That's OK sweetie. It's just a sign you're becoming a woman. Girl: OK I was just worried about this axe in my shoulder."
"What's black and found at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"My neighbours probably think I'm getting laid, but these are just the sounds I make whenever I take my socks off."