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Joke of the Day
"Why does the NBA finish in June? She likes it."
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"pope: love all *everyone cheers* *he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd* pope: fifteen-love"
"Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite? It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi."
"What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami."
"So if something's not ""unique"" then it's just ""ique,"" right?"
"I bet you $20 I can tell you the score of the big game tonight before it even starts. Broncos: 0 Panthers: 0"
"Whats Black and Rhymes With Snoop Dr Dre"
"An American, a French, a German, a Mexican and a Canadian get in a plane The steward says ""What, is it a joke or something?"""
"HR: Let's talk about why you were late today. Me: I told you! HR: DRAGONS AREN'T ""RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION!"" Me: Duh. That's why I was late."
"Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen."