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Joke of the Day
"Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen."
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"I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class."
"My cat rolled on my weed tray and now half my weed is stuck in her fur......Do I smoke my cat?"
"Read this in an email by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - science joke ""This newsletter is printed from 100% recycled electrons."""
"You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun!"
"Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?"
"Johnny Depp dresses like a human dreamcatcher."
"Sitting behind a couple in this theater that's making out. I'm gonna lean forward and whisper ""This is nice"" in a minute."
"""This is groundbreaking stuff."" Inventor of the shovel"
"What if Titanic was real and not just a movie? Crazy to think about"