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Joke of the Day
"What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami."
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"I have the confidence of a bald headed eagle, and the shy modesty of his distant relative the combover falcon."
"The next stick figure family I see with more than 3 stick figure kids is getting a complementary condom taped on their rear window."
"I don't believe Africans poach rhinos. They don't have enough water to fill a pan that size."
"How do you please all the people? Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!"
"Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested."
"I couldn't find my credit card this morning. Someone must have swiped it. I'm sorry."
"Describe yourself in three words. Lazy."
"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."
"When I want to cheat on my diet I buy food at Traitor Joe's."