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Joke of the Day
"Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? In France, one egg is un oeuf"
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"woke this morning with a thin white thread hanging from my mouth Hoped for a teabag"
"What do you call a man who excels at fishing? A master baiter"
"Remember when there was nothing to check and no device to check it on and all you did was live your life?"
"What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish"
"A jewish boy asks his father.. Jewish boy: Father can I borrow $40? Father: $30?! What do you need $20 for??!!"
"What did Russians use for light before candles? Light bulbs"
"Don't let go of your dreams Press snooze"
"What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree? You wave!"
"You wanna mess with me, pal? You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears"