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Joke of the Day
"Don't let go of your dreams Press snooze"
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"I have nothing to eat All i have is a bunch of old vegetables, but all they do is talk about Vietnam."
"My wife said that I'm a lousy lover... How can she know that after only two minutes?"
"What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer."
"Wife caught me whacking off to golden shower porn... Boy was she pissed"
"I read a story about a guy who cried while pleasuring himself. It was a real tear jerker."
"A day with no sunshine is like..... night"
"What makes a black joke funny? A grape punch line"
"Why is ISIS going after programs? Because they are executable"
"[PHONE] ""TSA, How can I help you?"" Me: ""Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List?!"" Agent: ""Umm..."" Me: ""DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"""