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Joke of the Day

"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."

"There was a competition in the park today, who could go the longest without sitting or laying down. I was outstanding."

"I was feeling great about myself when I saw my number on the womens bathroom wall 'for a good time'. Then I recognized my hand writing."

"There there password. I don't think you're weak."

"What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done? Gone private."

"What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk."

"What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA? The former has a cunning array of stunts"

"Scientists report global context shortage. ""I guess I'll have flan,"" some scientist said, totally out of context."

"What do you call a smart chromosome? A gene-ius"

"Email to my boss: What is the difference between your daughter and this morning? I'm not cumming in this morning!"