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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken."

"""Found"" a nest of ground bees and got stung multiple times. But I was able to remove all the stingers. So yes, my pullout game is strong."

"I'm 35 and I was out to eat with my 18 year old girlfriend. Everyone was giving us dirty looks. Eventually I got up and yelled at everyone ""you are all ruining out 10th anniversary."""

"WATER POLO INSTRUCTOR: ""Are you sure you know what you're doing?"" ME: [Adjusting the mask & snorkel on my horse] ""Of course I do."""

"I hear the Black Knight isn't as bad as he seems... He's medieval"

"How many bones are there in a graveyard? A skeleTON."

"Why can't Elvis Presley drive? 'Cause he's dead."

"*goes down on escalator Escalator: I have a boyfriend"

"My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap... But that was just to get rid of the DNA evidence."

"Reports just in that the police have seized a Catholic Priest's computer. They claim that they are looking for a certain file. A .PDO file if you will."